You’re cutting me off? I’m cutting YOU off.
Guess who’s back?
I told my barber I wanted to look like Justin Bieber. Instead, he gave me a haircut that makes me look like an emo fag. Mark my words, he will rue the day he crossed me.
“Yo mom. When we’re done playing footsie here, you got some cooking to do. What did I tell you? BABIES REIGN!”
“I’m still working on my daggering routine. But, as my teddy bears will attest, I have been practicing!”
“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore. “
Q: Lately, I’ve noticed that my son gives up on homework or games when it isnt’ going his way. He has also mentioned that he feels like his friends don’t like him (which I don’t think is true). I want to make him feel good about himself. How can I help nuture his self esteem so he can be the best he can be, and feel good too?
Um, how about you stop riding his jock and let the kid party like a toddler?